I second this. NOT ALLOWED. Don’t do it bro

Dear Mr. Fat Mike,

1. I CARE ABOUT YOU.

2. But also, fuck you for not taking better care of yourself.

3. I almost met you!!! I just had a baby and I was on maternity leave in late 2017 and you came by Hurley. I wanted you to sign my copy of Hep Bathtub, but my baby was like a week old, so no lol.

Hahaha

Anyway, you’ll likely not see this… but you have been a very important character in my life’s story. And I live in OC so I’ve heard some stories about you lol.

I don’t care. Just be better. Come home.

…

Did you know you can say anything to anyone here?

Nobody cares. Hahahaha coughing

I like this. Thursday was one of the worst days of my life. I’m sober, but I really wanted to drink. I wanted to push it all away and fuck it. But I didn’t. I suffered through it, knowing that it would only add another problem to the pile. And next time I feel like giving up, I’ll think of this quote. Things are rough now, but the glory will come. And when it does, I want to have the clarity to revel in it. Thanks for sharing.

How yummy are those tendies in your mom‘s basement?

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Banned from what? Still here.

It’s like they received training in how to be the biggest, most close-minded assholes in order to become Reddit mods.

Can we just all agree that our parents are to blame? I feel like everyone was raised by medicated rage-zombies… hahaha… what do you mean “it’s not funny”?