Anyone with that cursed of a face has got to be an incel.

Methinks the chap still hopes to be on the supreme court one day and isn’t looking to piss off a potential future colleague.

Pls no.

Just the pundit class? 🤨

I mean his whole job is to get other people to believe there’s an invisible dude in the sky ready to smite me if he sees me masturbate. This is just par for the course for him :>

I like Bernie but we’d be running into the same cryptkeeper problems before long too.

AOC while I agree with her on most things doesn’t really come off as particularly charismatic.

Yeah and Al was good at it too before he got sac’ed for a dumb gag photo!

Jon is probably a bit more eloquent and has an impeccable moral compass. I’ve got a good feeling he’s smart enough to know he doesn’t know shit about most things but would during himself with people that do and would listen to them on those matters.

Also, he doesn’t want to do it which makes me think he’d actually be good at it. He’d recognize it as a mostly shit job that needs to be done well and not as some sort of self-aggrandizing accomplishment after decades in politics. Something about true leaders not seeking power but having it thrust upon them I guess :>

If we’re going with a comedian, I’d sooner pick Jon Stewart. That is assuming he’d even want to do it.

Harris blows

But it was Hilary’s turn! /s

Mom, can we have theocratic shithole?

No, we have theocratic shithole at home

Hairline gore. Just take it all off bro.