Sounds to me like they still haven’t rectified the breach. Cool. 🤘
Furries keep the Internet running. Anger them at your peril.
Can confirm, my co-worker is a furry and they keep the Internet running.
My “I haven’t been hacked by gay furries” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt
Have you hugged your gay furry today?
Accepting hugs 24/7
🫂
If I wear a Velcro suit while hugging you would wacky sitcom level shenanigans occur?
Wacky sitcom shenanigans are a given :p
I once moved into an apartment with three other gay furries (one being an old friend), and another joined us shortly after. Two bedroom, one bath, and 5 furs. Playing reverse jenga with the trash can (whoever tips it, takes it out) and occasionally walking around nude were just par for the course. Using paper towels as emergency tp, and hearing the couple who were the actual renters getting frisky in the shower, were less common but not unexpected. And I ordered pizza so often that we got on a first-name basis with the delivery guy. Getting naughty with the friend was nice, too, when my bf wasn’t visiting (we were open).
Oh, and it was my first time living through a proper winter. Waking up to see my friend had left the window open, and the world a textureless white, was a nightly thing. I’m too cold, he’s too hot, screams. I ended up running stress tests on my computer to generate heat, and we settled on a mostly-closed window policy.
Life now is mundane by comparison. Though I’m in a master/pet relationship with the friend, he’s got a bf, and there’s been talk of moving in together, so… History kinda repeats itself? I’m okay with pizza-box trash jenga and being nude again. :P
Wait, you can own a furry?
No, but I bet head scritches and treats will endear them to you
As a gay furry, it’s true I would do a lot for head scritches and treats, but I’ll happily give hugs regardless ♥️
C’mere you 🩷
Yes you can but you are legally obligated to say “who rescued who?” At least once a day to a person.
I love it when real news report headlines sound like an article from The Onion.
I don’t… It’s fucking depressing
Satire done right is close enough to reality to make you pause for a second and wonder, “Is this for real?”
Stands to reason that it works the other way too.
I think in this case it’s a good thing tho (normally I’m with you)
Why? The Heritage Foundation are an intellectual joke. They can’t win in the war of ideas, they can’t suggest ideas that will last any test of time, and now are actively working to make their whim law crushing democracy itself. So if they are a joke why not mock them?
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand
Mark Twain
And in this event is the seeds to beat the bastards. They want us to be scared they want us to take them seriously. Some group of script kiddies made them say gay furries. To actually go out there and talk about gay furries. Serious men in serious suits saying gay furries.
Keep it up. Make them talk about sex toys, pointless fandom debates, body fluids, anything that brings them down to the level of mockery
“I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
As much of the IT sector makes up that group I’m surprised more breaches like this haven’t happened.
Just because you haven’t heard of them, doesn’t mean they don’t happen more often than you think
Vigilante hacker groups don’t necessarily need public attention to get satisfaction
From what I’ve heard, sometimes the hacked institutions bow in the form of delaying, or even completely ditching Project 2025-style plans. Other times the institution has enough Russia and/or China ties, that a naive tankie within the group sabotages the whole effort. Yet other times they’re being paid a lot of money and being given certain guarantees (ability of leaving the country in case the hacker’s civil identities become illegal, etc.).
There is a secret war being fought in the digital depths of cyberspace…
They have no comment on if they were hacked by pansexual furries.
The information obtained was limited to usernames, names, email addresses, and incomplete password information of both Heritage and non-Heritage content contributors, as well as article comments and the IP address of the commenter. No Heritage systems were breached at any time, and all Heritage databases and websites remain secure, including Project 2025. The data at issue has been taken down, and additional security steps have since been taken as a precaution.
So you’re saying that there was no breach at heritage because… you gave away your users data to a contractor?
Yeah, what a cop out.
We weren’t hacked, guys! It was just our data specifically that was hacked from the contractors we pay to protect it! That’s totally different and better, right?
I want everything SiegedSec found. I intend to copy it and store it for safekeeping.
Do it
Do you think there’s a real link between furries being gay, like the type of person who is a furry just tends to be disproportionately gay and online?
Or a sociological link like people who are open enough about sexual preferences will tend to be open about all of them?
Or a news bias link like plenty of hackers are gay but you don’t hear about it, but if they are
Or is this always just the one gay furry hacker group?
I think it’s about lines of social taboo. Coming out as gay means you’ve already done something socially difficult, and it means you’re closer to social fringes. It’s what I’ve always suspected for why queer people, polyamorous people, and people into bdsm wind up overlapping more than expected.
There seems to be a link between neurodivergence and LGBTQ+ tendencies, from purely anecdotal evidence. Perhaps it’s because neurodivergent people seem to be more willing to question the status quo and self-examine without the assumption that they must be however society deems “normal?”
I think all those are a little true. But I’m mostly guessing. I’m happy to change my mind if anyone knows better.
Either way, these folks are my hero.
lmao yes most furries are gay. it’s a queer subculture. it’s like asking hmmm are most leather daddies gay?
Well?
Yes they are lol
Do you think there’s a real link between furries being gay, like the type of person who is a furry just tends to be disproportionately gay and online?
there’s a disposition between gay people and being furries, not between being furry, and being gay.
It’s a little weird, but it’s just a technicality of the furry community being the way that it is. It’s the same reason the US government is 90% people above the age of 60 right now. It’s just demographic shenanigans.
Eh, the only furries I know personally are a straight couple. So I’m not sure what that does to your metrics.
Go on Barbara, keep telling us not to look at Internet pictures of you
I’ll have to admit, I looked at the cliffside pictures during the hype. I fell for the Streisand Effect in its original form.
She looked very terrible in those pictures
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i just want to know what picture they sent to the guy on signal…
Baghdad Bob could not be reached for comment in his bomb shelter.
It wasn’t gay gurries, it was a group of straight scalies!
