I will believe it when I see it. This asshole is always behind in polls but somehow manages to pull +5 to +10 advantage at the last moment. Do not believe in any of these “news”
Wow, republicans losing Texas, that would be a hell of a win if Colin could pull it off.
Biden was only behind Trump by 600,000 votes in 2020. Biden actually received more votes in TX than NY, but we still need better voter registration and turnout rates.
Fuck you “Rafael”…
Calling Ted Cruz “Rafael” is incredibly lazy. The man now licks The Donald’s boots after calling his wife ugly and left Texas to hide in Mexico during a disaster. There is so much more material.
AbanTEDment Cruz? I’m not very good at this game, but it’s fun.
Like how he liked incest porn on 9/11.
exactly call him ted the inbred or some shit
Fuck Raphael “Ted” “my wife is ugly and incapable of taking care of our children without me supervising” Cruz.
Are you talking about the Raphel “Ted” who abandoned his constituents during a state disaster to go on a tropical vacation?!
The great senator from Cancun? There’s another storm coming our way, I assume the bags are packed.
Rafael* Cruz.
He’s not Italian. He is Latino*. A self-hating one. I’m embarrassed for him.
*You could make a case indicating that Italians have Latin roots, but you know what I mean.
I spell shit wrong because I’m a drunk. Whoever reads this, listen to this person and not me.
Latino? Isn’t he Canadian?
Yet somehow he could run for president. I didn’t really get that one, or how he could be so critical of Obama’s citizenship status when he himself wasn’t born in the US.
Good. Go die in obscurity, you rat-faced traitoristic butthole nodule.
Obligatory: when he was at Princeton, there was a tradition where during the first snowfall of the year, the sophomores would make a lap around their dorm naked. Somehow, Ted Cruz took a wrong turn and instead of waiting for him, everyone locked him out of the dorm.
I heard he pees his pants because he likes the warm feeling on his legs.
Lizards are cold blooded though, would their pee be warm?
It’s okay he’ll be in Cancun soon enough.
What it’s like to live next to Ted Cruz.
