With the diapers, the ear bandages, the flags and wigs and spray tan, prepping for attending a Trump rally may require more work than prepping to attend a Rocky Horror screening.

Just ONE conviction, then?

In this thread: people who don’t know how poorly this went every other time they switched.

“on accident“ 🤮

I know. Who SAYS that? It’s by accident. One doesn’t plan these things.

Let’s all apologize to Stallman.

For the twice a day that broken toe-jam-eating watch is right?

Kinda short for a 7-11 or an Urgent Care.

Infighting and arguing over who the candidate should be. The “All is lost” attitude.

“Democrats must fall in love; Conservatives must fall in line.”

The hand-wringing is normal: it’s a characteristic, core to the democratic party but almost completely absent from the Republicans where it’s replaced by loyalty.

If this copypasta has better English and was on-topic, it’d get better reception. I get you have a quota, but be less obvious.

If it happens, it’s a guaranteed loss.

Enough DNC hand-wringing, let the stammerer and ponderer safeguard democracy and then you can Bernie him.

Let’s talk about a Harris/AOC ticket if we have a democracy after this. Everything else is secondary.

… Because that was guaranteed defeat in the past.

Come on, comrade, this angle is played out.

Well, if you mean some completely NEW bullshit project based on some vaporware looking for a niche, then yeah.

For instance, block chain is still a completely untapped block of cheese for which - any day now - someone’s gonna dream up an actual need that isn’t totally contrived. You should learn more about that so you know the keywords and when to excuse yourself to update your L-I profile.

someone who can press to the win on that.

… like how they switched out the incumbent in 68 and beat Nixon ?

In fact, switching the incumbent has been a sure way to lose. What’s your angle?

Finally, America can resemble Canada.

Our guy is fine, but he’s messed up a few times. No matter what he does, though, he’s better than the morally bankrupt runner-up party of canuckistanian oil-baron Republicans and thus - please god - stays in power. Even our #3 party has his back in votes because it’s the lesser of two weasels … or something.

So. Good goin, eh? Next we shall work on your pronouncation of ‘about’ and ‘roof’.

It’s too bad there’s no plan-b if he does actually get impaired for real during his administra-- oh wait. There is.

And she’d only be more awesome if she dragged an eligible AOC in as her vice. Asses kicked, names taken.

Ah. Both sides. Nice, comrade.

That’s what everyone’s telling me. Everyone I know says it.

Nah, I can’t continue. I don’t even know his rhythm of idiot logic enough to copy it.

If it’s free, we’re the product.

That’s where they messed up.

The product is crowdsourced realtime traffic and editing so searchers can use a mapper that will get them there effectively. They need to understand how it affects ad revenue from search. If the app isn’t easy to use, their editor army and distributed telemetry will dry up.

I like Jon Stewart. I usually agree with him.

Today he’s part of the problem. I don’t want to be in the position where we talk about losing an election to 'both-sides-ism" and “but his stammer”, because the part where we say “I told you if you prevented people from voting to preserve democracy we’d lose it” is a really poor consolation prize. Get back to slamming sleepy joe once this thing’s over, okay? #binaryChoice

The GoP won’t disparage their boy.

The DNC just doesn’t have the same manpower, thousands of underpaid people and bad AI and american volunteers, and without all that manpower can’t keep up on the “but his stammer” / “both sides” bullshit.