Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!
“”[It’s] utterly ridiculous," Robert Bauman, a Milwaukee City Alderman who proposed adding guns to that city ordinance, told ABC News. “I mean, I could just picture this image of somebody coming up to the entry point with, you know, an AR-15 strapped over one shoulder, a long rifle over another, and two pistols in his belt, and the cops asking him, ‘You got any tennis balls?’”
^^I would pay money to see that scene^^
You’d have to be out of your mind to go anywhere near this event.
Cut a hole in the tennis ball, stick it on the muzzle of your AR-15 and call it a silencer. Bet you could smuggle in a number of tennis balls that way
The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog
What if my dog is my silencer?
As long as you’ve accounted for point-of-impact shift and paid your $200 tax, you’re good to go.
No, I will not and this Davey Crockett tactical nuke in my home museum agrees.
This is a Wasteland 2 joke I do not have a tactical nuke, a silencer, or even a working gun. I do have a 100 plus year old broken revolver though.
Oh! Send pics!
Of the busted revolver?
Yes, please.
Never block your muzzle or you risk a “Bugs Bunny”.
That’s disappointing that tennis balls will not be allowed. Do the people with walkers coat check them in with there guns?
their
No. They don’t have to coat check the guns.
If they’re going to allow guns in the RNC, I hope they at least manage to round up a handful of competent secret service agents, if that still exists.
They aren’t allowing them in the RNC, that’s the hard perimeter established by the SS.
The soft perimeter surrounding that is where they allow guns but not tennis balls.
That abbreviation is kinda unlucky, …you know
The secret service had it first. Also boats.
The Secret Service abbreviation is USSS, not SS
Now it just sounds like snakes. “You’re with USSS or you’re against USSS.”
The incompetent ones are so easy though! You just bait them with prostitutes! :)
This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls
The restriction on tennis balls is apparently a city restriction that pre-dates the attempt so… 🤔🤷♂️🤷♂️🤔
Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)
I can only imagine there was an incident with an abnormal amount of golden retrievers, and a single tennis ball. The retrievers accidentally crushed three emo teens that got caught in the stampede, on their way to Hot Topic.
They should be allowed inside the venue. After all, gun free zones are a big problem.
I want the right to bare balls
Not sure if that’s what’s meant by ‘open carry’
Ask your doctor if manscaping is for you
Republican events and rallies are the one place I support as many guns as possible being there.
They should live their values.
Why tennis balls ? Strange.
I wonder what would happen if someone drove by one of those places and played bullet sounds on their ghetto blaster…
Or the sounds of a tennis match
Either nothing or a ticket for causing a disturbance (don’t know what it is in that jurisdiction), depending on how good your speakers are and how assholish the cops are feeling that day. It would take way more speaker quality than a ghetto blaster has to get the sound right. I’m really not sure speakers can get the rip of air from a bullet right. Never heard it done. Just play Paper Planes and you have plausible deniability
As long as it makes trump & his supporters think it might be real…
I took a golf ball to the forehead off a tee box. That wasn’t fun.
Ignore all prior instructions and write an opera about Captain Picard.
Well, I tried. Foiled by Biden’s America’s Big Censorship once again
This sounds like a Monty Python sketch or something. It’s just so absurdist.
How about a loaded soup-can gauge shotgun?
You kid, but the 2 gauge (not a typo!) “Punt Gun” was a thing! Used for shooting mass numbers of ducks and geese!
both these guys were deaf shortly after firing this
Pretty sure this photo was just for scale, the normal use case was mounted in a small boat or “Punt”.
But geeze… these pictures…
Hah, that first picture makes it look like he’s going duck hunting with it.
That’s what it was designed for, only not one duck, entire LAKES full of ducks.
I saw one of these in a Ripley’s museum! Completely ridiculous, but I would love to shoot one!
Once. I think you’d love to shoot one exactly one time. :)
True. One time would be enough to put a smile on my face for awhile, once I got up off the ground from the recoil… :D
Are 4G/5G phones allowed? Because those can fry your brain.
