I’m actually surprised he got those words out.
They must have fixed his teleprompter.
Double-dose of adderall.
That implies that he remembers how to read.
Has he tried not being Cognitively Impaired?
Don’t fight uphill, me boys! But it was too late. Wow.
Remember: this is the guy some people here want you to NOT vote against. Don’t listen to them.
Someone must have explained to him what those words mean.
I imagine it’s because he thinks cognitively impaired means something to do with sprockets in a pear.
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We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy.
Aircraft carriers,.oil tankers and container ships. Shit, how do they do it? Magic? Explain, Mr. MIT professor ancestor, I mean Mr. Convicted Felon Traitor Rapist.
Fill the batteries with water so they’re more in tune with the ocean.
Okay but what if there’s a shark?
Where did you get this transcript from?
If you told me an AI generated this random ass speech, I would tell you to go back to the drawing board.
Whaaattttt hahahah is there a recording of this?
Yup! It happended during a rally. Google Trump boats and sharks.
Edit: why the downvotes?
This made my day 🤣
Hey, he’s aced multiple dementia tests, okay? Multiple! Heck they were easy! Of course, he lied. But.
It’s one thing that Trump believes that telling an elephant and Giraffe apart makes him a genius, the truly horrible thing is that a lot of Americans agree, and are prepared to elect him president of USA.
Ok. I’ll just call him stupid then.
This thumbnail looks like a cutscene from Robot Chicken
Then he should act as if he isn’t cognitively impaired.
He is, very clearly, cognitively impaired. Someone pull up the fucking nuclear quote, or the soliloquy about Elton John’s organ. I’d do it, but I’m just fucking exhausted by how fucking stupid everything has become.
I never said that. I never used the words “cognitively impaired” on him. I always call him things like “demented nitwit” or “stupid idiot”, but never, ever “cognitively impaired”. Because I think he would be challenged to understand those long, multi-syllable words. Which were probably not coined by him, but someone of his team.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Donald Trump complained at a rally that he’s portrayed by the media as being “cognitively impaired” if he says “one word slightly out.”
At a rally in Philadelphia on June 22, the presumptive 2024 Republican presidential nominee compared his press coverage with that of President Joe Biden, who he said could “fall off the stage” without receiving a similar treatment from the media.
In March, Trump, 78, secured enough delegates to be his party’s presumptive nominee following a string of primary victories, likely setting up a rematch of the bitter 2020 contest against Biden, 81.
Biden’s and Trump’s ages and their propensity for making gaffes have sparked concern about their mental agility and ability to serve a second four-year term.
Trump said at the rally, referring to the media: "If I blow it up here, though, they—actually, they take a perfect, brilliant, beautiful statement that I make.
Newsweek contacted representatives of Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign for comment by email outside usual business hours.
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lol he should seriously stop being so arrogant.
The real question is sharks or electrocution.
We can capitalize on his greatest fear… Electric Shark Boats
